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Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Plague Outbreak
With the Battle for Christmas 2023 nailed to the wall, Santa is on it! Finally. Christmas is on the way… until it wasn’t. Now Santa has a different type of battle on his hands. One involving builders...
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Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅
Okay, with Santa’s plague outbreak and a dilapidated factory concerns, Christmas 2023 really isn’t getting off the ground this year. Last week he got Bob’s Barmy Builders in for essential factory...
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Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕
After last week’s issues Santa had getting out the builders this time it’s… well, it’s really hit the fan. But, rest assured… Rest assured, Father Christmas informs us XMas 2023 will be back on track...
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Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼
Santa seems to have been hitting the bottle following The Battle of the Big Hairy Builders last week. Celebrations are such he’s forgotten Christmas 2023 is just around the corner. Fear not! We’re...
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Exclusive Santa Column: Kenneth the Walrus Takes Charge 🦭💥
It’s not easy being Father Christmas. Now with a more complete workforce (including a deranged Santa factory janitor), the big man himself has taken some time off. Instead of putting Markus, his head...
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Santa Column: Christmas Panic Stations 🚨 (marmalade special)
Following on from Santa’s endeavours with the Roller Coaster of Doom, Santa has now realised it’s the 1st December and his outfit hasn’t produced any toys for the 2023 Christmas push. Not that Santa...
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Santa Column: Mass Producing the PooStation 5 💩🎮
Last time out Santa Claus hit the panic button for Christmas time. That’s never a good sign, but at least it’ll make sure you get something under your Christmas tree on the 25th December. And in a...
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Exclusive Santa Column: How to Bury Bad News ⛏🎅
It’s clear Christmas 2023 has “gone wrong”. Santa Claus has been a tad erratic this year, achieving nothing in the push for Xmas and his recent obsession with the PooStation 5 confirms he’s probably...
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Santa Column: Hiring Christmas Robot Worker H.0 H.0 H.0 🤖
Since Santa raided his business rival (resulting in mass failure), Santa felt into a bit of a deep gloom about his business prospects. However, in a final last ditch attempt to save Christmas 2023...
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Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔
After the Christmas Day disaster of 2023, Father Christmas has been arrested. Sorry to report this as we know many of you hold him in such high esteem. From his jail cell in solitary confinement,...
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